Fake news cz: Russia presents a revolutionary solar-powered tank. The Green Death is here! Greta applauds

Fake news cz: Russia presents a revolutionary solar-powered tank. The Green Death is here! Greta applauds
Fake news cz: Russia presents a revolutionary solar-powered tank. The Green Death is here! Greta applauds
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“This tank is a revolution in ecological warfare,” said General Sergey Ivanov with pride. “No more carbon footprints, no more air pollution. Even murder can be ecological!’

The new tank, codenamed “Green Bear”, is equipped with extensive solar panels on the roof that power an electric motor. Although the tank is slower than classic tanks with internal combustion engines, what it lacks in speed, it makes up for in silent operation and zero emissions. Ideal for inconspicuous approach to the enemy and ecological destruction of his positions.

The green bear also received unexpected support from environmental activist Greta Thunberg. “This tank is an important step towards more sustainable warfare,” Thunberg said. “It is proof that even in the most destructive areas of human activity we can look for ecological alternatives.”

However, some critics question the practicality of the solar tank. “What if it’s cloudy?” they ask. “Or what if the tank fights at night?” The Russian Ministry of Defense dismisses these concerns, assuring that the Green Bear is equipped with energy storage batteries and night vision.

Whether it’s a PR stunt or a real breakthrough, the solar tank is a fascinating concept that opens the door to greener warfare. And who knows, maybe we will soon see solar fighters, submarines and other environmentally friendly weapons.

Green Bear: Technical Specifications:

Drive: Electric motor powered by solar panels

Speed: 50 km/h (in the sun), 25 km/h (at night)

Range: 100 km (in the sun)

Armament: 125 mm cannon, machine gun

Ecological properties: No CO2 emissions, low noise

The article is in Czech

Tags: Fake news Russia presents revolutionary solarpowered tank Green Death Greta applauds

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